Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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