If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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