Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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