i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
We need a shit load of segways right now
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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