How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
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Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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