I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
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When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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