I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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