thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
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someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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