Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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