i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
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Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
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My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I enjoy the company of your penis
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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