i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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