How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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