My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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