The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
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We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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