i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
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He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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