thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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