And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
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i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
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while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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