Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
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How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
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Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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