I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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