i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
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My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
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I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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