Why are handjobs necessary in class?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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