thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I just had sex on a roof
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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