Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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