If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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