one might say we're banned from that church
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
should my penis look like a turkey
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize