i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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