And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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