I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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