you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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