Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
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I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
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Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
You left your phone here
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