I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
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He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
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Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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