just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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