His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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