I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
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i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
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It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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