Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
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