normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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