we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
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