Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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