So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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