oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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