I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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