We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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