okay pat passed out under dana's car
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Randomize
