No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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