please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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