she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
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I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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