I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
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Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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