They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
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Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
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For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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