I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
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When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
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Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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