she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
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Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
My butt remains clenched, sir.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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