Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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