On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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