is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
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I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
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Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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