Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
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watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
My penis needs a shock collar
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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