I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
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I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
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Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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