why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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